16 Funny SEO Jokes…lol

  • August 23rd 2013
  • by Marvin Russell
16 Funny SEO Jokes…lol

These are 16 of the funniest SEO jokes I could think of. Yes, they are all original. But some of them are so lame and so obvious that they may have been told before. If you have any more SEO jokes PLEASE post them in the comments below. I hope this lightens up everyone’s day and encourages everyone not to take work so seriously. Happy #FunnyFriday!

 #1 – What was Matt Cutts’ 1st Words as a Baby?What was Matt Cutts 1st Words as a baby?


#2 – Why did Tiger Woods start studying SEO?

To get his #1 ranking back



#3 – Why did the girl stop dating the SEO Nerd?

He loaded too fast



#4 – What room was Matt Cutts trying to find when he got lost at the SEO Conference?

Room 404



#5 – What do you call the # of times an SEO expert can jump on a trampoline?

Bounce Rate



#6 – What is a black hat SEO’s favorite food?

Spam



#7 – Why did the SEO expert get kicked out of the grocery store?

Cutting in line to be the 1st position



#8 – What does SEO and a photo framing shop have in common?

“Matte” Cutts



#9 – Why was the SEO expert so furious on his way to work?

To much traffic! …go figure?



#10 – What do you call a web designer with a really good sex change?

Conversion Optimization Specialist



#11 – What did the new CEO of Yahoo! say when they finally beat Google in unique traffic, in July of 2013?

Yahoo! (what did you expect?)



#12 – What do you call a man who invents “PageRank”?

Larry Page…go figure? (True Story)



#13 – What do you call an SEO expert who sells vans?

Danny “SellAVan”



#14 – What do you call an SEO expert who praises Google?

“Kneel” Patel



#15 – What do you call an SEO expert who molds his team into shape?

Bruce Clay



#16 – What do you call a search engine with a bad marketing department?

A Decision Engine


#17 – Why did the SEO expert cross the road?

To get hit with traffic.

Please share your SEO jokes in the comments below :)

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  • I must say.. a nice post..
    well now i don’t have any jokes to tell … but in future sure i’ll do

    • SEO GROUP

      Thanks ;)

  • HAHAHAHA Keyword Stuffing :P :P

    • Thanks ;)

    • Lubisc_0

      jajajajajajajaja reallyyy good

  • Jis

    SEO Wedding.

  • I dont mean to be rude

    I don’t mean to be rude but these jokes are horribly lame. Just horrible. The jokes in the comments are much better though.

    • Thank you for not meaning to be rude :)

      Do you have a SEO joke you can share?

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  • One bad joke by me-

    What is the most important keyword suggested by SEMrush?
    “Remove limits”

  • Seth

    Turkey.com has “Thanksgiving” repeated throughout the site.

    Could this be keyword stuffing?

  • Tye

    Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

    Page 2 of Google

  • Tye

    In what way are cats and SEO the same?

    They both have nine lives (cause non-SEO people have always said it is dead)

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  • regina.taylor.93

    1 yr have passed since I left my last job and I never felt this good… I started freelancing at home, for a company I stumbled upon on-line, for a few hours /a day, and I make much more than i did on my last work… Check i got for last month was for 9000 dollars… Superb thing about this is the more free time i got for my kids… http://korta.nu/MDe

  • A SEO couple had twins. For the first time, they were happy with duplicate content.

    give me a prize now :-p