{"id":1576,"date":"2013-12-11T16:53:13","date_gmt":"2013-12-11T16:53:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mysiteauditor.com\/blog\/\/?p=1576"},"modified":"2013-12-12T16:28:08","modified_gmt":"2013-12-12T16:28:08","slug":"the-shit-seo-people-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysiteauditor.com\/blog\/the-shit-seo-people-say\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sh#t SEO People Say&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The below video is a tribute to the shit SEO people say all over the world. We love our clients and we love our jobs, but we end up saying the same shit over and over. To us, it&#8217;s funny and at times it can be frustrating. 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